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          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
    ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
                    with milk     after milking     cow with milk

          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
      Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after      Red-blooded
                 seeing above cow   seeing other bull  American bull
                                                        shooting the
                                                          Rotc bull

          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
 *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
     on grass         on cow

           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
     a shit            shit             kicked out of her

          (__)
          (oo)                       U
   /-------\/                    /---V
  / |     ||                    * |--|                    .
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^

 Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.     Cow at 10,000 meters.



          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
 *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)

 American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow


          (__)                    (__)                    (__)
          (oo)               ____ (oo)               _---_(oo)
   /-------\/              /-    --\/              /-     -\/
  / |     ||              / |     ||              /|      ||
 *  ||----||             *  ||___-||             *  ||___-||
    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^

 Freshman Cow at         Freshman Cow            Freshman Cow
 start of school    After the "Freshman 15"   After the "Freshman 20"


          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^

 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate          Cow who used Jolt to
                       psychadelic mushrooms   wash down psychadelic
                                                    mushrooms


                                          /\                  __
                                         /  \                 ||
              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
   to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                  (__)
          *        (__)                           (oo)
           \       (oo)                     /------\/
            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
             ||----||                    *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
        to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


                   (___)               (__)      (__)
                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
           / |     ||V                   |        |
          *  ||----||                    ||------||
             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
   The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
 the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle


              (__)                   (__)
              [##]                   (@o)
       /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
        ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
  This cow belonged      This cow lived with     This cow belonged to
   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals     the Headless Horseman

                (____)            (____)                       (____)
                (oo  )            (o  o)                       ( O O)
     /-----------\  /       /-----\    /----        /-----------\  /
    / ||       |  \/       / |   |  \/   |         / ||       |  \/
   /  ||       ||||        \ |  |      | | |      /  ||       ||||
  *   ||||-----||||         *| | |-----| | |     *   ||||-----||||
      /\/\     /\/\          /\ /\     /\ /\         ^^^^     ^^^^
 This cow belonged      This was Salvadore      No one was sure
                                                         wether
  to Pablo Picasso     Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had
                                               four legs or eight


                O__O                             \_|_/
                (oo)                             (oo)
         /-------\/                       /-------\/
        / |     ||                       / |     ||
       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty

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